I can't tell you what it means to me

I've never had as much fun legally

I can't tell you what I won't do

Just to get you to do what you do naturally

But lately, it occurs to me

The cost of your hospitality

How much of your love can one man take

Before you kill me with the pleasure of your company?

All my friends keep askin' me

"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "

I can't help myself, that's what I need

She's my little calamity

We got chemistry and history

She wraps me up in emotional luxury

Might not be that good for me

But with a kiss like that, she ain't gotta be

All my friends keep askin' me

"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "

I can't help myself, that's what I need

She's my little calamity

My calamity, my calamity

She's my little slice of insanity

I can't help myself, it's what I need

She's my little calamity, calamity, calamity

The first time I saw those eyes

Didn't have time to kiss my heart goodbye

She stole my breath and my blood ran hot

Like a thief in the night takin' all you got

The tears I sweat and the blood I bleed

It took a woman like that to make a man of me

How much pleasure can one man take?

Take me upstairs and let's go see

All my friends keep askin' me

"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "

I can't help myself, that's what I need

She's my little calamity

All my friends keep askin' me

"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "

I can't help myself, that's what I need

She's my little calamity

Everyone keeps tellin' me

That girl ain't nothin' but a tragedy

But if they could see half of what I see

They'd understand she's all I need