Heavy Metal Cookie Cutter
lyrics and music by Faxed Head
A sugar high is not like glue
Grandma gets it too
Peanut butter and sugar
Rolled into little balls
Metal can cut the dough
Into pentagram shapes
Flatten it out first
Use your fucking fist

Heavy metal cookie cutter
Heavy metal cookie cutter

Take your cookies downtown
Find an area that's rough
Where the girls are not ashamed
To strut their fucking stuff
Find one you like
Offer the girl a bite
Sure as the skies above
You might end up making love

Heavy metal cookie cutter
Heavy metal cookie cutter

Find one you like
Offer the girl a bite
Sure as cinnamon's hex
You might end up with sex