Amy's going out with John
Now she's dating Paul
Paul was dating Kelsey
And Kelsey used to go out with me
After I broke up with Amy

Everybody's had, everybody's had everybody
Everybody's had, everybody's had everybody once or twice

Hey, you better watch what you say
People love to talk, people love to gossip
Everbody's going around
It's a hungry town, it's a leaky faucet

Everybody knows, everybody's heard what you said
Everybody knows, everybody's heard what you said
Everybody knows, everybody's heard what you said
Everybody knows, everybody's heard what you said