I've got a little friend
The same God gave me
The night that I was born
He just didnt grow

It's fine by me
The only problem
Is the lack of sex
Cause she's not impressed

Just say hello to my little friend
He's been down, now he's on the mend
I promise you that he wont bite
Just be gentle or I'll kiss you goodbye

Well I cant lie
In my pants I've got no fireman hose
But I'd like one of those
I wanna be with you
I hope after tonight we'll meet again
So does my little friend

Just say hello to my little friend
He's been down, now he's on the mend
I promise you that he wont bite
Just be gentle or I'll kiss you goodbye

Just say hello to my little friend
He's been down, now he's on the mend
I promise you that he wont bite
Just be gentle...
Be gentle or I'll kiss you goodbye