Please, check your coat at the door
Entertainment will start promptly
All these kids wanna ride for free
Ride, ride, ride on my coat tail swing

Hold on tight if you want something
Ride, ride, ride on my coat tail swing
Elephant in the foyer, that's me
All up in my hair like a press release

Tri-trip-trip-tripping and falling
and falling right back onto me
'Cause when you get yours
then they want their piece
You just met me, borrow the bentley
Huh? Hmm, what? Okay

Take my Prada if you wanna be like me
(All these kids wanna ride for free
Ride, ride, ride on my coat tail swing
Hold on tight if you want something

Ride, ride, ride
on my coat tail swing)
What a bummer!
People only knew you for the summer
Burning all your gas like a hummer

Good to know ya
Yuh, yuh, yuh
All these kids wanna ride for free
Ride, ride, ride on my coat tail swing

Hold on tight if you want something
Ride, ride, ride on my coat tail swing
(Ride, ride, ride, ride
ride, ride for free)
(Ride, ride, ride, ride
ride, ride for free)
(Ride, ride, ride, ride
ride, ride for free)