(Okay, one more time)
(Yeah)
(One, two, three, four)

Dave-oh-seven-nine on the couch
He finds a little fire in his heart
Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked
And feels a little better, feels a little clever
Dave is the kind of guy
to lose a friend over a board game he doesn't get
Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up
Then he'll do a push-up

Dave, I feel bad for you
Davе, don't you know it could be better
Davе
Hmm

Underscore-I-Am-Kate-another-underscore
finds a little fire in her heart
Dave from work does push-ups in the dirt
Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper
But Kate is the kind of girl
to type a name into a search bar and she can confirm
Dave079 is an asshole online
And, oh, the fire's gone
Didn't last that long

Dave, I feel bad for you
Dave, don't you know it could be better
Dave (Dave, Dave)
Hmm

Hmm, Dave
Hmm, Dave