In the reptile room
Where the baby screams
Weirder creatures loom
Than in all of your dreams
In the reptile room
Hither and thither
Creatures from cartoons
Slither any-whither
In the reptile room
Anacondas dance
Will they be our doom
Will we be their bon-bons
And you wanna know, wanna know, wanna know why I frown
Well I'm smiling, I'm just smiling upside down
In the reptile room
There's an evil man
In a strange costume
Do not ride in his van
In the reptile room
Are pythons at play?
In the murky gloom
What a horrible day