Why are you such a stupid asshole? Would you really like to know? Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes And Yvette will show you how You went to school where you were taught to fear And to obey, be cheerful, fit in Or someone might think you're weird Life can be perfect. People can be trusted Someday, I will fall in love A nice quiet home of my very own Free from all the pain Happy and having fun all the time It never happened, did it?
We got a drug We're gonna try it out on you Won't make you die It'll getcha just a little bit sick
Got a head cold Got a chest cold And it's three days old (Goin' on forever) Make you hazy Make you lazy Drive you crazy For days and days and days and days and days And years
Barely got the time now To stay on the job Double up the dosage in your water supply Make you even sicker 'til you're slippin' away
Getting all depressed It's getting all your friends You can't get it up For nothing that'll rock the boat
The government flu The government flu The government flu
Slip it abroad Keep a-slowin' down the Ussr But meanwhile We'll keep an eye On what it's doin' to you
Got a head cold Got a chest cold And it's three days old (Goin' on forever) Make you hazy Make you lazy Drive you crazy For days and days and days and days and days And days and days and days and days and days And days and days and days and days and days And years
The government flu The government flu The government flu Flew Through You