[announcer]

Hey hip-hoppers, tired of that old trend of ghostwriters?

Well here's the newest sensation that's sweepin the nation!

{*needle drags*} {*gong sounds*} Ghost weed!

Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Hey ballers, ballettes, thugs, chickenheads!

Take a listen to how ghost weed

will help you kick it like your favorite rapper

Just a couple of hits and.. {*inhales*} it's GANGSTER!

Watch how we secretly sabotaged this cypher with ghost weed..

*****

Whatever, nah.. just step back off

Let me get some

I got Pharoahe Monch, I'ma do it

Yo you gonna fuck that shit up man

I got that kid like WHOA, I'm sayin UHH!

Yo you need to take some more son

Yo I take another hit.. {*inhales*}

(Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!)

Aoooowwww shiiit.. ahhh..

That's that fire shit yo!

Yo y'all gonna let me get busy and all that?

Yo, aight, I wanna.. I wanna hear you rhyme

You wanna hear me rhyme?

You might sound nice cause I'm high now but

UHH! Check my ad lib, UHH!

Yeah, aight word, yeah okay

Yeah, I'm ready, drop that beat

*****

[Pharoahe Monch]

How many niggaz who will actually kill still rhymin?

How many niggaz who are actually signed still killin? ..

.. and when it comes to killin a mic, they ain't willin

and I'm supposed to be shook? That's the shit that kills me

Take a bullet for X in the ballroom and then vanish

Extinguish the sun when I drew, play pool with the planets

Triskadekaphobia lyrics, outlandish

My shit straight from the soul, god damnit

It's the one time only, vernacular original

Spectacular miraculous flow, computer digital

I ridicule the pitiful, piss upon the miniscule

Pharoahe Monch, better park that ass like municipal

*****

Yo, you ripped that

You ripped that shit kid, killed it!

That was dope, that was dope

He kinda had that yo, he kinda had that

Nah man, it did not sound like Pharoahe

Hey, you need to congratulate

It was the WEED.. it was the trees

You need to congratulate, knahmsayin?

Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!