Had myself a coffee
but all the grind has blocked up my U-bend
Took my doggy walking and she
rolled in a pile of fox poop, and
When I got home, I left my front door keys in the kitchen
So now I'm stuck outside on the
road with my stinky lil' bitch, and

Here am I, I'm just sitting in my tin can
And I'm stuck in another stupid traffic jam
But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you

My neighbors are screaming and are hollering
they'll do it for hours
I stood in my front garden
and I saw ​the heat had wilted my flowers
But now the sun is down and gone
and gray is all around and it showers
So I get back in my car and drive
around this old jungle of towers

And here am I, I'm just sitting in my tin can
And I'm stuck in another stupid traffic jam
But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you

Why don't you smile and glow on the inside?
I know a place where the air tastes so sweet
I ain't afraid of the dark
because I know the days are so bright
Follow the cracking kind
and you'll find a dream of you and me

But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you