Jack is a homesick borderline
Who just got promoted at a job he hates
Still he wants to celebrate it
With all his friends
He came home with a new set of wheels
And install it in his favorite lego car
With which mom only allows him to play
At wednesday nights

You're going up he's coming down
So hit the accelerator
Because getting killed ain't such a big deal
And you're trying so hard to make this real
You're going up he's coming down
Just don't trip at the escalator
Because if you try just a little harder
You might end up welcome between his legs

Lilly is a melodramatic neoliberalist
Who became such a happy junkie
Some say she's a waste others she's a score
But the truth is she just got bored
And now she chews on lollipops and baseball bats
And there's also something going down her throat
But she came home with a huge syringe and said
My friend told me this is liquid happiness mom