I'm on my way to the other side
Where is alright to fade away
And I won't stop into I burst or
Meet this guy named Charlie
Who's not such a lonesome creep as everybody thought
He's got electrodes in his veins
And they are all set up to make me happy
But man, you should've seen the size of his thing
You're better eat it before it eats you

I'm on my way to the other side
Where it's okay to be pathetic
And if I get too excited
I might stop too late and end up vaporized
But halfway there's Charlie
He's a sad crackhead who tries to fuck everything that moves
Although he always helps out
All you got do is give him enough drugs to go boom
I just can't never say that I met him
Because every business man I'm gonna need
For a nice and secure life has seen his gigantic dick
And they all hate him for that
So you better eat it before it eats you