I'm not the damsel in distress
I'm not your best friend or distraught and clueless
I'm not like all the rest, just trying to get by
Nope!
I'm the bad guy

All these former humans that you see
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me
So I'm not you teammate or you partner in crime
What am I, souls?
They're the bad guy

Oh, it's stellar
To watch a monster
Turn to dust and die
Oh, it's thrilling
To be the villain
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry
Cause I'm the bad guy

Oh my gosh
They're not trying to conquer the underground so they can rule it
They want to destroy it!
Man, that's evil

Isn't it fantastic?
I see something
I slash it!
And let me tell you why
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry

See, I find genocide rather fun!
I don't want your assistance or your crimination
I'll erase this entire world and bid you bye bye!
Why?
Come on, guess!
Cause you're the... Bad guy?
That's right!

Muahahaha hahaha hahaha