I was abused, overused, dumb, and underrated
I said, "Here try this, " I know you're gonna hate it
She got good grades, lovely, educated
And she swore one day that I was gonna make it


I said, "MM, probably not"
My father kicked me out
For drinking all his Scotch
He said, "MM, kid get lost" (What!)
I tried to break back in, he changed the locks


Don't got nowhere to go
Don't got nowhere to stay
So can I stay with you my holiday?
Don't got no change of clothes
But I got a song to play
So can I stay with you my holiday?


'Cause you could be my honey bee
And I could be your wild, wild flower bouquet
And I don't got nowhere to be
So can I stay with you my holiday?
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You could be my Lucy
I could be your Ricky
Bet your dad'll freak out if he sees that hickey
You'll be wearing turtlenecks in the middle of July
Heard he got a Smith & Wesson
Do I really wanna die?


Said, "MM, probably not" (Probably not)
But I like your bed way better than the one I got (Way better, way better, way better)


Don't got nowhere to go
Don't got nowhere to stay
So can I stay with you my holiday?
Don't got no change of clothes
But I got a song to play
So can I stay with you my holiday?


'Cause you could be my honey bee
And I could be your wild, wild flower bouquet
And I don't get nowhere to be
So can I stay with you my holiday?

I still got the scars
From jumping out your window
A rebel with no cause
And your mom said I was simple
And she's not wrong
All that I want is some bourbon and a bed
Honey, I'll put in the work to pay the rent


'Cause I got nowhere to go
Don't got nowhere to stay
So can I stay with you my holiday?
Don't got no change of clothes
But I got a song to play
So can I stay with you my holiday?


'Cause you could be my honey bee
And I could be your wild, wild flower bouquet
And I don't get nowhere to be
So can I stay with you my holiday?


"MM, probably not, "
He said, "MM, kid get lost, "
(What!)