Dear Megan Fox, did you get my facebook post?
It's been two whole days and I ain't heard back
Did you read too much into my note?
I like your cool tattoo
but Norma jean ain't got nothing on you
If I come to LA will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labeouf can hang out too

I know there are others that tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(so let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney
that girl from Grey's Anatomy
and Paris Hilton's so two years ago
It's not like I don't understand the ass
of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away
And no-one else will ever know what we got
Dear Megan Fox

Dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent
What's your twitter account?
And will you follow me?
My birthday's coming up
Please don't forget

I know there are others that tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(so let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney
that girl from Grey's Anatomy
and Paris Hilton's so two years ago
It's not like I don't understand the ass
of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away
And no-one else will ever know what we got
Dear Megan Fox

(remember that time in that movie transformers
when you hot-wired that tow-truck
and you strapped a robot on the back
of it and you guys went driving through
the city shootin' rockets at the evil robots
blowing stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
that was awesome!)

I know there are others that tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me
They can have Britney, that girl from Grey's Anatomy
and Paris Hilton's so two years ago
It's not like I don't understand the ass
of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away
And no-one else will ever know what we got
Dear Megan Fox

(no-one else will ever know what we got)

And no-one else will ever know what we got
Dear megan fox