John the undertaker
Is taking out another
Smelly fellers body
Underneath the moon's mean stare
He don't care

John the undertaker
I taking out his pliers
Cause he knows they're liars
And they must be made to share
They won't care

There's another golden crown for his collection
There's another diamond ring that won't be buried with the bride
There's another silver watch for him to carry
There's another little treasure for him to cart off in the night

John the undertaker
Is taking out another
Smelly fellers body
Underneath the moon's mean stare
Moon mean stare