Your new girlfriend's really pretty
Does she swing my way? I'm just kiddin'
No I'm not, no I'm not

Oh, I've been stalking her like a maniac
At first I was jealous but I'm over that
I like her laugh and her crooked front tooth
And I'm pretty sure I'd do her better than you

Oh call me, hit my line
I'm a busy girl but I'll make time
I'm in LA, but babe, I'll fly
I got a lot of cash, don't matter the price

Oh, now don't be mad that I said it
If your pride takes a hit, look, I get it
I'm super hot
You're really not
But your new girlfriend is

And I've been stalking her like a maniac
At first I was jealous but I'm over that
I likе her style and to tell you thе truth
I'm absolutely sure I'd do her better than you
Ahh

Oh call me, hit my line
I'm a busy girl but I'll make time
I'm in LA, but babe, I'll fly
I've got a lot of cash, don't matter the price

I went through her socials
She likes everything that I like
Yeah I'm sure you love her
But I'm gonna make her my wife
You can call it karma
We all know she's a bitch
But your new girl is my dream girl
And unlike you, I'll never quit

Your new girlfriend's really pretty
Way out of your league once again
I'll leave you to your self pity, but
You've got my number
Could you help an old friend?

No seriously, call me