I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just there to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
I'm a birdplane
I'm a birdplane
I'm a birdplane

A part of me is a bird
The other part is a plane
See my feathers
Hear my engines

My beak and my hydraulic suspensions
Birdplane (A birdplane)
I'm a birdplane (A birdplane)
I'm a birdplane (A birdplane)
Check me out I'm a birdplane (Check me out I'm a birdplane)

I wish that I could cry
And fall upon my beak
Find a way to lie
And pretend I'm not a freak
It may sound insane

It might be absurd
But I'm a plane and I'm also a bird
You may be confused
Now don't be naive

Cause I can eat petrol-flavored birdseed
Cause I'm a birdplane (A birdplane)
I'm a birdplane (A birdplane)
I'm a birdplane (A birdplane)

A motherfuckin' birdplane (A motherfuckin' birdplane)
And it's not easy
To be a birdplane