Who’s the television host Understands what matters most? Stephen, Stephen
He’s a handsome man his name is Stephen Whoa oh, #1 TV show Stephen, Stephen
He’s a dashing man his name is Stephen Whoa oh, he’s taking on the status quo
Don’t stop believin’ Stephen, Stephen Don’t stop transceivin’ Stephen, Stephen
He’s calling out the bears in their evil lairs He’s calling out the press in their fancy dress
Don’t stop believin’ Stephen, Stephen Don’t stop transceivin’ Stephen, Stephen
He’s calling out the bears in their evil lairs He’s calling out the press in their fancy dress He’s calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests
Who’s the television host Understands what matters most?