Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year

Guess a spirit I will be
Bring your own bullshit
Crying at me and you thought you pulled the same red cups in both of your hands
Saying your all chocked up 'cause you lost your friends

Oh, you've been spreading lies
Committing [?] crimes
And oh, you want me to sympathize

Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of thе year
Ready for your pity party
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You want me to pop champagne for your tears
This will be the fake of it of the year

Ah, oh, pity party
Throw yourself a, a pity party

Another weekend, you left me all alone
You said you'd be there, so I'm a [?]
Now you call me drunk and it's 3 a. m
Say you're [?] 'cause you scratched your Benz

Oh, you've been spreading lies
Committing [?] crimes
And oh, you want me to sympathize

Throw yourself a pity party (Yeah)
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year
Ready for your pity party
Twenty dollar cover story
You want me to pop champagne for your tears
This will be the fake of it of the year

Ah, oh, pity party
Throw yourself a, a pity party

Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This will be the fake event of the year