Performed by Rob Schneider

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."

[Lecturing]
"Zinc is by far the best element."
"I also like plutonium."
"It's just fun to say."
"Plutonium."
[Sound of someonee walking towards him]
"How's your plutonium?"
"Good, thank you."

"Excuse me!"
"Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,.. Sir, what are you doing?"
"Hey! Get off of me!"
[Beating sounds]
"You're breaking the beakers!"
[Beating sounds]
"Those are my best goggles!"